To those who are my enemies, you shall face a Horrible, Horrible Fiery Doom (c) this Saturday. As long as you don't drink your own urine, that is. (Hehe. Either way, I win)
To my friends, I leave you my porcelean ostrich collection. So that when you see a porcelean ostrich in the wild, you can think of me. And then you must swallow it...Oh, did I mention that they are a suppository? Coz thats kinda important. Yeah...Best to go pointy end first...
Well, thats enough mildly random stuff from me for now. My first journal now complete.
Don't eat earwax...







Anyway, hope all is well.
Dean.
--
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
--
-
>> ~° Yoshi-soul 4ever! °~ <<
( ((
--
I dare you to love me.
Watch me and I'll watch back!
"Oh I hates Finland. I need 100 beers. *Walks inside pub* I need 100 beers. Exactly. Exactly 100. Thank you."
love, Captain Awesomepants
xxxx
--
... no innuendo intended, I sweeear ...
--
[link] - Post anything here. Seriously, go wild.
Signatures are for bastards. o wait
--
...right
--
FAIL THE UNFAILABLE.
--
"Hard work may eventually pay off, but procrastination always pays off NOW."
I just stumbled upon your page. Where in Oz are you from??
Why no deviations
--
~ballarat -> A Ballarat community on DA...come join us!!
Previous Page12Next Page