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About Me Member Procrastinator AzhtekMale/Australia Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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Right. Lets get this bitch rollin'!

Sun Jan 7, 2007, 2:17 PM
Okay, first off, I'm not the best thing since sliced bread. I know, I know. I can feel your shock with my Telepathic Sardines of Doom(tm). I've started to learn how to draw, so if anyone is out there -taps on the screen- I will be improving soon enough.

To those who are my enemies, you shall face a Horrible, Horrible Fiery Doom (c) this Saturday. As long as you don't drink your own urine, that is. (Hehe. Either way, I win)

To my friends, I leave you my porcelean ostrich collection. So that when you see a porcelean ostrich in the wild, you can think of me. And then you must swallow it...Oh, did I mention that they are a suppository? Coz thats kinda important. Yeah...Best to go pointy end first...

Well, thats enough mildly random stuff from me for now. My first journal now complete.

Don't eat earwax...

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Billy Talent / Trapt
  • Reading: Soup
  • Watching: Delicious porn -drools-
  • Playing: My banjo. -twang-
  • Eating: My hand
  • Drinking: You don't wanna know

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Home
  • Interests: Weaponry, music, computors, games
  • Favourite movie: Tears of the Sun
  • Favourite band or musician: Linkin Park, Papa Roach, My Chemical Romance
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything except that twanging cuntry.
  • Favourite artist: Uhh..Dunno
  • Favourite poet or writer: Christopher Paolini
  • Favourite photographer: Naji =P
  • Favourite style of art: Anime
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Media Player 11
  • Shell of choice: I'M A TURTLE!
  • Wallpaper of choice: Hm. Maybe a nice beige.
  • Skin of choice: This one fits fine
  • Favourite game: Ass grab
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gamecube
  • Favourite cartoon character: Spawn
  • Personal Quote: How did you even find my page?
  • Tools of the Trade: Hammer.

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:icondf-with-pride:
Hey Ash, it's Dean here! Just been wondering what's happening with you, this was the only place I could find that you're registered and still seem to log in to (DA tells me you logged in 2 days ago :P). Do you use msn at all anymore? I haven't seen you on for a long long time. I'm still using the same msn address I have for years.
Anyway, hope all is well.
Dean.
:iconmrrobot:
thanks for visiting

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:icondaxxe:
Thanx a bunsha 4 the watch man <: ! :music:

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:iconstephanielynn:
Just wanted to drop bye and say thank you for the watch! :heart:
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hA ha

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:icondirtycommunist:
hi iam new 2 da lol ur kinda cute lets meet up and make some art and babies

love, Captain Awesomepants
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:iconbtzai:
hey, thanks a lot for the watch! <3

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:iconununununium:
Thank you for the watch and fav~ <3

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Thanks for the devwatch! :D :hug:

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:iconjace85:
Hey there fellow Aussie :!:

I just stumbled upon your page. Where in Oz are you from??

Why no deviations :(

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